That just seems…mean
June 30, 2010 § 1 Comment
I’m currently leveling a druid (my horde guild is trying for an all-druid raid) and I came across a quest in the Searing Gorge called “Kill ‘Em Softly With Sleep Deprivation”. The idea is that the Thorium Brotherhood is looking for ways to cause the Dark Irons trouble. So they have me go in and steal their pillows. It just seemed really….silly. After I’d stolen some pillows a large group of sleepy Dark Iron Workers showed up and yelled, “Our pillas! Someone has stolen our pillas!” and then later, “We’ll not let this act of madness go unpunished!” Finally a very large, angry looking dwarf named Chambermaid Pillaclencher showed up and yelled some nonsense about her pillows.
(pause for gratuitous booby joke)
It just seems like a really mean thing to do. I mean, kill the Dark Irons and destroy their base of operations — that’s war. But going in and stealing their pillows so they have to rest their heads on rocks is just…mean.
“[Insert clever sign off phrase here]”