I suffer from a debilitating disease known as altitis. This causes me to create alt after alt, obsessively trying to get them at least to 65 so I can max their professions. Let me tell you a little about my alts. Settle in. This is a long post.
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My voidwalker is an idiot.
Posted in General, Humor with tags Alts, funny on October 24, 2009 by thistlefizzSo I have another post coming up that talks more about my alts, but one of my them is a Warlock. And he has a Voidwalker named Kragmoth. Kragmoth is an idiot. That may be one of the reasons I hate being a warlock so much. There are a number of reasons I feel like he’s an idiot. First, sometimes I will send him in after an enemy and they will just keep running further away. Typically this happens if he and the mob are running at each other. I’m guessing the reason they keep moving away from me is because they are fighting with each others hit box and are just trying to get in front of one another but end up behind each other. Secondly, he’s incapable of jumping off even the smallest of ledges to follow after me. Instead, he has to take the longest route down as possible, and aggro as many extra mobs as he can. Third, he has a bad habit of getting stuck on bushes. And twigs. And small pebbles. And grass. And finally, if I leave it on auto cast, he will blow his taunt right off the bat, instead of waiting until my aggro surpasses his.
Anyway, just thought I’d share that.
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~Fizz
